Destruction of personal property - yeah, remember that new pair of sneakers I had? And that clean laundry hanging on the deck?
Disturbing the peace? Noise violations? - How about every morning at 6 am?
Failure to respond to a summons? - Get in that pen, NOW!
Unauthorized use of a vehicle? - That would be the goat cousins every day, and Emerson the one and only time he leaped onto my husband's car (hey, I warned him not to park so close to the goat pen!)
Urination in a public place - no explanation required
Intent to commit mayhem? - this one is definitely their specialty.
And in case you have no idea who the perpetrators are...
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