Thursday, August 30, 2012

Sayings of the Goat



An animal cracker in the mouth is worth a whole bunch in the hand (but I'll eat those too!)

If at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again (or back up and get a running start).

Many hooves make light years of work.

All men are created equal...but ones bearing food are definitely superior.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence - but goats don't eat grass anyway. (We wouldn't want to deprive the peoples of the pleasure of mowing the lawn.)

Early to bed, early to rise...is best accomplished by making noise outside the bedroom window as soon as the sun comes up (and gets your morning grain sooner!)

Insanity is hereditary - you most definitely get it from your goats!

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