Monday, February 23, 2015

Leia's Story - Truly a Princess


If you read this blog, you already know of Emerson and Ellie's naughty cousin Leia, my niece's Nigerian Dwarf goat, once a beloved bottle-baby and yes, the same rascal who ate the neighbor's Christmas decorations and last summer jumped to the center of the buffet table at a different neighbor's garden party. (No fence can contain this goat!)

In the past weeks, three-year old Leia has traveled from the brink of death in a veterinary ICU to the cusp of goat history. Suddenly unable to stand or eat, she baffled first her local veterinarian, then specialists at our region's renowned animal hospital. After initial bloodwork and x-rays failed to reveal a cause for her paralysis, she underwent more sophisticated testing including full-body scans and even a spinal tap, her fatigued body sustained by IV fluids. When a definitive diagnosis was finally clear, Leia had made veterinary history, afflicted by a rare autoimmune, neuromuscular disease seen in humans and dogs but never before in a goat. (Yes, she is now the subject of a research study and upcoming journal publications.) Her treatment is all experimental - steroid injections and pills and above all, rest and avoidance of stress of any kind. Slowly responding to her pharmaceutical cocktails, she is once again eating and able to walk for short distances.

Leia is home now, but unfortunately her fortnight away turned the family's other three goats against her, and my sister's attempts to return Leia to the barn met with rejection and bullying. In addition, so much of her coat was shaved that she cannot tolerate the winter chills, so little Leia has joined five dogs in the house. Her future is uncertain, but for now she is warm, comfortable, and content. It's a good thing to be loved.

And if you look very closely, you can almost see a sparkle in her eyes as she sniffs around the far corner of the living room...Only ten more months until the Christmas tree goes up again!



Saturday, February 21, 2015

Goat Winter Fashion


Watch out, brother, it must be Halloween again! She's bringing costumes. Run away!

Weather like this does strange things to otherwise-sensible people. My nephews wrapped their goat in a sleeping bag. My sister lets her goat take naps in the living room, warm and toasty by the wood stove. My father hauls tubs of corn outside every morning to feed eight neighborhood deer, a fox and several dozen geese (who now peck at the bedroom window if he is late with their breakfast). And this week I spent more on Em and Ellie's winter wear than I've ever spent on myself. (Granted, my last three coats came from yard sales, but still...)

If you've never seen a goat shiver, or opened a shed door to find an animal coated in a layer of frost, you wouldn't understand. That's okay. These coats are insulated, water-resistant, washable, and have easy Velcro closures. Emerson is a bit embarrassed to be wearing purple, but the only other option in his size was neon orange. Winter clearance sales...you can't be too choosy.

Stay warm, goaties! (At least we don't live in Boston!)

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

How to Dry Orange Peels for Free and Tasty Goat Snacks


No contest, "orange chips" have now replaced animal crackers and even locust pods as Em and Ellie's favorite snack of all time. Crunchy, aromatic and high in Vitamin C, these treats are simple to prepare and store indefinitely once dried. Here's how you do it.

First, collect the peels from all the citrus fruits your family eats this winter. Beg your closest friends and family to save them too. Easy-peel clementines are the quickest to dry, but any variety of orange will work. Juicy ones just take a little longer to dry.

Next, spread peels in a single layer on a cookie sheet, inside facing up. Place  near a sunny window if possible, but your kitchen counter works just as well. They will be crispy and dried in a day or two - ready to eat!! Simply stuff a handful in your jacket pocket before going outside, and you will be the Pied Piper for goats. No cost, no fuss, no mess.

(And if any of my friends want to contribute to our "edible compost" project, you will be the goat boys' best friend forever. They just celebrated their third birthday - in case anyone needed a gift idea...)


                                                            Happy Birthday, boys!

Thursday, February 5, 2015

O' Christmas Tree...and the Grinch


Not sure how to dispose of your tree after Christmas? Now you know - feed it to a goat. I read an article about how evergreens are both high in Vitamin C and a natural dewormer, as well as a free food source during the winter. This sounded like a great idea. Since appeals to friends and neighbors netted the goats only a single tree, I drove around town one evening before trash pickup, snatching trees from the curbs of strangers.  I felt almost like the Grinch as I saw the alarm on one small child's face through her bedroom window - "Minivan, why, Why are you taking our Christmas tree? WHY?" (That was for you, Megan!) And don't worry, little Cindy-Lou Who, your discarded tree will bring weeks of delight to two hungry goats...

Ever wonder what a tree looks like after a month of snacking? Now you know. Mmmmm, that was so delicious...When does Christmas come again? I think my four stomachs grew three sizes today!